Number 225

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Douglas Adams

Number 224

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Number 223

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Albert Einstein

US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

Number 222

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary
American Humorist (1899 - 1995)

number 221

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Bradley's Bromide

Number 220

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Nathaniel Borenstein

US programmer (1957 - )

Number 219

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal

Number 218

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.

Unknown

Number 217

My PC crash last week, and had to get back up, I  was missing posing to you guys. Im back and up.
TLC

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Bradley's Bromide

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Number 208

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.

William Feather

(1908 - 1976)

Number 207

Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)