Numbeer 285

Facebook is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don't really know.

Number 284

God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.

C.S. Lewis

Number 283

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

Number 282

"Victory belongs to the most persevering."
- Napoleon

Number 281

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.

Benjamin Disraeli

Number 280

America will never be destroyed from the outside.  If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

Abraham Lincoln

Number 279

We each have the kind of children we deserve.

Nachman of Bratslav

Number 278

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Ralph Waldo Emerson